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Features ​

Welcome to the Definitely Not feature list – where we tell you what works, what almost works, and what just looks nice in the UI.

Core Functionalities ​

Even though we have zero blockchain expertise, we somehow managed to put together these key features:

✅ Wallet Management (TON & Solana) ​

  • Pre-generated wallets for TON and Solana (because we believe in making your life easy).
  • Export your wallet details to make sure you don’t lose your funds (or give them away accidentally).
  • No fancy multi-sig or staking—just simple, reliable wallets.

✅ TON Swaps (Powered by Stonfi) ​

  • Swap TON for Jettons and vice versa.
  • We use Stonfi, which means technically it should work. We just haven't tested it fully because, well… priorities.
  • Don’t worry, it’s all API calls, so worst-case scenario, we just debug a few lines.

✅ TON & SOL Alerts (Price Tracking) ​

  • Set real-time alerts for TON and SOL price movements.
  • Works seamlessly—one of the few things we actually tested properly.
  • Track jetton and token prices as well, so you’re never caught off guard.

✅ Live Price Updates (Telegram Inline Query) ​

  • Get real-time prices of TON, SOL, jettons, and tokens directly via Telegram inline query.
  • No need to leave Telegram—just type and get instant updates.

✅ Instant & Conditional Trades ​

  • Instant Swaps – Buy/sell instantly, no waiting.
  • Conditional Trades – Define your price criteria, and when it hits, we queue a swap task and send it to the controller.
  • TON swaps use Stonfi, but we haven’t fully tested them (yet).
  • SOL swaps? Not happening.

"Features" That Exist, But Don’t Work (Yet) ​

These are technically “in the code,” but don’t expect miracles.

⚠ Copy Trading (Coming Soon™) ​

  • The UI is there. The logic? Not yet.
  • Someday, you’ll be able to mirror the trades of pros (or random Telegram users, your call).

⚠ Wallet Import (Currently Just a Concept) ​

  • The button exists. Clicking it does nothing.
  • Eventually, you’ll be able to import an existing wallet instead of using the pre-generated ones.
  • We default to V5R1 wallets because dealing with multiple wallet versions is just pain.

⚠ Solana Trading & Swaps ​

  • If you thought you could trade Solana tokens here… we have some bad news for you.
  • Wallet generation works, but that’s about it.
  • It’s just vibes for now.

Why Use Definitely Not? ​

  • Simple & Fast – No overcomplicated setups. Just start and trade (as long as it’s on Telegram).
  • Actually Functional Alerts – Unlike some of our other features, these actually work!
  • Scalable Infrastructure – The foundation is built, we just need time to finish the house.

Check out the Architecture section to see how this whole thing actually works (or at least how we claim it does).